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a dark-pink oil slick that howls and moans

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Jul 30 '13
marcelstyells:

-The Daily Dot

Daily Dot, maybe less time telling “the fans” to calm down and stop being upset about what they see as inappropriate sexualization of a person (probably) around their age, and more time telling GQ that starting the story with the tale of how This Is Us will include a vignette in which a “medical doctor” explains what happens to a teenage girl’s body when she listens to One Direction (Morgan Spurlock notes he’ll have to source his doctor from someplace more progressive than the United States) and continuing on with descriptions like “the immense transformative power of a boy band to turn a butter-wouldn’t-melt teenage girl into a rabid, knicker-wetting banshee,” “a spectacle of the natural world — like the aurora borealis or the migration of wild bison,” “thousands of female fans caught on the cusp of their own sexual awakening,” “a hormone bomb has gone off: 20,000 females all turning themselves inside out, some almost literally,” “it was Keith Richards, after all, who testified in the documentary Crossfire Hurricane to ‘rivers running down the aisles’ while playing those first Rolling Stones gigs way back in 1962,” “20,000 wide-open mouths, hundreds of pleading white eyes, 40,000 palms raised skywards, a dark-pink oil slick that howls and moans and undulates with every impish crotch-thrust from their idols’ plinths,” “behind me I hear the shrill sonic boom of a whole generation of women coming of age” is in fact bullshit, that when a grown ass man talking about grown ass men to other grown ass men takes great care to point out that the “females” he’s talking about are in fact teens and tweens, and then goes on to portray them not just repeatedly but solely — these are the only descriptions we get of them, the closest we come to knowing anything about these girls as individuals is a mention of “a 20-year-old mother of three girls” in attendance — as a medical mystery, as hormones, as animals, as violently sexual, as coming of age and old enough to fuck now that they’ve been turned on by some good-looking boys, as literally nothing more than their own vaginal lubrication, rivers in the aisles, a dark-pink oil slick, he and his editors deserve all the death threats they get.

marcelstyells:

-The Daily Dot

Daily Dot, maybe less time telling “the fans” to calm down and stop being upset about what they see as inappropriate sexualization of a person (probably) around their age, and more time telling GQ that starting the story with the tale of how This Is Us will include a vignette in which a “medical doctor” explains what happens to a teenage girl’s body when she listens to One Direction (Morgan Spurlock notes he’ll have to source his doctor from someplace more progressive than the United States) and continuing on with descriptions like “the immense transformative power of a boy band to turn a butter-wouldn’t-melt teenage girl into a rabid, knicker-wetting banshee,” “a spectacle of the natural world — like the aurora borealis or the migration of wild bison,” “thousands of female fans caught on the cusp of their own sexual awakening,” “a hormone bomb has gone off: 20,000 females all turning themselves inside out, some almost literally,” “it was Keith Richards, after all, who testified in the documentary Crossfire Hurricane to ‘rivers running down the aisles’ while playing those first Rolling Stones gigs way back in 1962,” “20,000 wide-open mouths, hundreds of pleading white eyes, 40,000 palms raised skywards, a dark-pink oil slick that howls and moans and undulates with every impish crotch-thrust from their idols’ plinths,” “behind me I hear the shrill sonic boom of a whole generation of women coming of age” is in fact bullshit, that when a grown ass man talking about grown ass men to other grown ass men takes great care to point out that the “females” he’s talking about are in fact teens and tweens, and then goes on to portray them not just repeatedly but solely — these are the only descriptions we get of them, the closest we come to knowing anything about these girls as individuals is a mention of “a 20-year-old mother of three girls” in attendance — as a medical mystery, as hormones, as animals, as violently sexual, as coming of age and old enough to fuck now that they’ve been turned on by some good-looking boys, as literally nothing more than their own vaginal lubrication, rivers in the aisles, a dark-pink oil slick, he and his editors deserve all the death threats they get.

(Source: lil-craic)

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