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a dark-pink oil slick that howls and moans

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Oct 20 '14

I am not dealing with Caroline Flack as a ballroom dancer

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Oct 18 '14

davidrgray: I’m always giving this chap special @teddysphotos hoodies because he is a top chap.

New babe, new ring.  I’m so excited.

davidrgray: I’m always giving this chap special @teddysphotos hoodies because he is a top chap.

New babe, new ring.  I’m so excited.

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Oct 18 '14

1d degree app - three things harry needs on tour

More evidence that Harry is the robot and Louis is the human tasked with helping him pretend to be a real boy.

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Oct 18 '14
"Dick Mystery knew he would have to strip-search the suspects…"

"Dick Mystery knew he would have to strip-search the suspects…"

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Oct 18 '14

Have we figured out which show the balls video is backstage at based on the clothes yet?

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Oct 17 '14

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Oct 17 '14

herstrionics replied to your post “herstrionics replied to your post “Okay thanks. I guess I just don’t…”

omg are you shading me rn

I wasn’t planning on it but if you’ve got some jerks you want me to talk shit about I will.

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Oct 17 '14

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Oct 17 '14

herstrionics replied to your post “Okay thanks. I guess I just don’t get it. I really think that most of the people making those jokes are making them because they think Harry likes dick because that’s what most people on here seem to think, not that he’s doing it because he loves humanity or whatever, but I’m not trying to say that in a rude way I’m sorry. I just don’t get it. Like I just can’t help but think how people would react so differently if it was any of the other boys.”

my thing with this anon is the way they keep referring to “most people on here,” like, are they in the one direction tags or do they just have a shitty dash? this fandom is enormous, how do they know what “most people on here” are doing?

From the frequency with which she visits people’s pages I’m guessing she can’t follow people because she doesn’t have an account, and is getting this stuff from 1D tags and the people she thinks are my “friends” but totally aren’t, because some of y’all associate with jerks.

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Oct 17 '14

Anonymous asked:

Yeah I understand that people would have different reactions regardless bc the boys all have different personalities like you said but I feel like basically any time one of the boys make a dick joke or does something affectionate with another boy people don't interpret the way they do when it's Harry, like making it about his sexuality irl. Idk if I am making any sense.

Again, there’s nothing I can tell you about why other people do what they do, and I really think you’re onto something with “I should probably care less about what other people think about One Direction.”  Harry Styles is a being and he just appeared in a video where he snaps on a rubber glove in preparation for feeling his bandmates’ testicles.  The world is a beautiful place right now, let yourself accept all the joy it has to offer.

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