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a dark-pink oil slick that howls and moans

What?
Jul 24 '14

Anonymous asked:

Can you answer it tomorrow then please? I just meant that the person who wrote that post no longer likes Louis. But I know you agree with the positive things that they've said about him in the past

Today was my last time off for a few weeks, so: no.

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Jul 24 '14

faptalarry:

lou4prez:

stupidstagram:

this gif IS one direction 

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Where’s Zayn?

Exactly

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Jul 24 '14

Anonymous asked:

WHERE IS ZAYN?!

wwadirectory:

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Jul 24 '14

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Jul 23 '14

I was finally gonna answer your question about peeing on Louis tomorrow, by the way, but now I’m not.

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Jul 23 '14

Anonymous asked:

cowboymusk/harrystylescrustache hates louis. i'm just saying, she changed her mind and probably doesn't think that what she wrote is true, so it's not a really good testament to louis's character

This is so many really weird ways of thinking about things I can’t even address them all.

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Jul 23 '14

Anonymous asked:

the person who wrote that posts hates louis now/thinks he's a piece of shit so she'd probably laugh if she reread that

I have no idea who you’re talking about, but I am not really floored by the concept of people changing their minds.

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Jul 23 '14

harrystylescrustache:

something i’ve been thinking about today, is that part of dare to dream when harry says that louis is just really nice, like, i think that’s something we tend to forget about louis, is that he can get cranky and tired but he’s also nice, whether it’s performance or not (and like??? with one direction, it’s either almost all or almost no performance, i don’t know how aware of that they are, but i assume very) louis is the one whose twitter bio was just goofily, aggressively POSITIVE for so long, louis was the one who got an autograph from harry in the line for x-factor because he thought harry would go through, like, he must have been so adorably encouraging, i think it’s easy to think of louis as, like, kind of bossy and weird and loud and sarcastic but also, like, between all of that, and the way he compliments niall and liam especially, i think he might also just be really nice and positive and encouraging a lot of the time

(Source: cowboymusk)

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Jul 23 '14

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Jul 23 '14

buttercreamdicks:

Okay, fine I’ll tell you about my dream where I was cheating on Harry Styles with Louis Tomlinson, jesus, okay so what happened was, I think we were in Australia, because it was sunny and there were a lot of flowers, and I think before the dream started we had met a koala.  Also at one point we were looking out a window and there was the Sydney Opera House?  So we were in Australia and we were in a limo, or not a limo but like a town car, and it was just me and Louis, because in my dreams I guess 1D all get their own limos, like Fleetwood Mac.  And we were in the limo and we were talking about how he had asthma, and how I was really concerned about him not carrying an asthma inhaler with him at all times and he promised me he would start, and what we wanted to do later that day, and a lot of boring stuff, and we kept laying against each other and weaving our fingers together.  And then we got to the hotel and sat up and away from each other so no one would see anything through the tinted windows, and we dashed through the fans into the lobby, and it was like a big hotel and we were wandering around looking at it, like the lobby and the bar and the restaurant, and his bodyguards were walking behind us, and we couldn’t be too lovey because we were trying to keep our thing a ~secret~ and he kept having to stop to take pictures with fans, and one of the reasons I think I was cheating on Harry was I was there as an Official 1D Girlfriend, like the girls were all doing that thing where they sublimate their desire for the boys and direct it at the girlfriends, like they can get close to the boys by getting close to their girlfriends, and who else would I be dating in One Direction?  Niall?  And the girls kept saying how cute it was that we were spending time together, which is exactly what I feel like would happen if Harry’s bf and Harry’s gf were spending time together.  So anyway we were wandering around, and we kept stopping to talk to fans, and then we went upstairs and we were at the end of a hallway looking out a big window over the city, and Louis was behind me resting his chin on my shoulder, and he kept whispering sexy things in my ear and I kept having to keep a straight face so no one would suspect anything, and I was like, “Stop, we’re gonna get caught,” but of course I didn’t really want him to stop, that shit is exactly what I love about him, and then we went to his room and we MADE OUT, and I was like, “Ugh, this is so wrong,” in the middle of it I actually said that, and like I vividly remember in this dream the weight of his body on top of mine, and the feel of his little fingers between mine, and how beautiful his face was, and how much I loved him and how much I loved every little stolen moment of getting to be near him, and ugh now I want to go have an affair with Louis Tomlinson.  I want him to stand with his sharp little chin on my shoulder, and be a dick whispering sexy things into my ear just to see if he can make me react, and somehow seem like the safest person in the world despite all that, and I want every second of it to feel precious and beautiful (which of course it would, in any circumstance, I wouldn’t have to be cheating for every moment with Louis Tomlinson to feel precious and beautiful and safe and wrong and so desperately like it might never be enough).  And like, I can’t believe I was cheating on Harry Styles, but then again which one of us would not cheat on Harry Styles, you know?

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