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Apr 23 '14

Oh please let that mean Harry is getting a haircut.

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Apr 23 '14

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Apr 19 '14

…of this video?  No, probably not.  You almost died.

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Apr 19 '14
Came home to this for my birthday.

Came home to this for my birthday.

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Apr 19 '14

I finally watched it, the only worthwhile thing about that video was the beauty of Louis Tomlinson’s spirit (and thighs) (and face), I can’t believe they almost killed Harry Styles for that and I can’t wait till the behind-the-scenes video where “Harry has hypothermia!” is treated as a fun anecdote about how wacky it is to be in this band.

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Apr 18 '14

Anonymous asked:

you joked about him being a downgrade, other people joked about how he doesn't look "okay", how 1D used to be beautiful but now they look like shit. a bunch of you like to speculate about his mental health and eating habits and general well-being because you prefer to think that he's not okay than to just think that he's aging poorly

Again, you’re bad at this.  The joke about “downgrade” is not a joke about Louis being ugly, it’s a joke about how Zayn is inhumanly beautiful.  If you’re gonna talk to me about what other people are saying you’re gonna have to bring quotes and links, cuz obviously you and I (pause to hear Zayn’s adlibs in your head) read different dashboards.  You have a severe misunderstanding about why people want to talk about Louis Tomlinson + mental health (hint: it has nothing to do with Louis Tomlinson).  You are trying to get a 30-year-old to agree to anything you say that uses the word “aging” in reference to the age twenty-two.  You’re failing on every level you can possibly fail on.  You are like stitched together from parts of Ben Winston that weren’t even good enough to be Ben Winston.  You’re bad at this

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Apr 18 '14

Anonymous asked:

no, people are saying those things. there are tons of jokes going around about how shit louis looks. even your friends are joking about it. you joked about it too.

See, this is what I mean.  I literally didn’t joke about it, and I have not seen any of my friends joke about it either.  You are bad at this.

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Apr 18 '14

At least the “You & I” video gave us one gift.

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Apr 18 '14

Anonymous asked:

louis did look disgusting in the video. everyone is making fun of him. everyone is talking about how zayn morphing into louis looks like an anti-meth ad. people are talking about how he's too skinny, his hairline is receding, his hair is thinning, he looks like a rat, he looks 40 years old, etc. he looks pathetic, and even people who used to find him attractive are now shitting all over him and it's sad.

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3 notes Tags: you are literally the only person i have seen saying any of these things maybe the problem is your friends maybe the problem is you maybe the problem is none of this exists except in your own head maybe the problem is you're very bad at this maybe the problem is you are ben winston i can't say for sure Anonymous

Apr 18 '14
Sweet just-declared English major who keeps saying he loves Bukowski???? ugh from ur all-ages poetry workshop, following you out of the building all “Hey wait can I talk to you about that sestina you wrote today,” jogging to catch up with u

Sweet just-declared English major who keeps saying he loves Bukowski???? ugh from ur all-ages poetry workshop, following you out of the building all “Hey wait can I talk to you about that sestina you wrote today,” jogging to catch up with u

(Source: harryniips)

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