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Sep 23 '14

nononoabsolutelynot asked:

Hi! Just watched your video meme and needed to tell you how much I loved it! I pretty much laughed the whole way while saying "hmm hmm yup" at the same time. The footprints part in particular was amazing. That was just such delight haha

pussyniall69 look, somebody watched the whole thing!

(Glad you enjoyed it.)

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Sep 23 '14

hereforthehair:

buttercreamdicks:

Me n pussyniall69 did the most recent video meme here u go we talk a lot about American Girl

bless you two, I love this so much.

OH MY GAWD, DON’T REBLAWG IT!!!

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Sep 23 '14

Me n pussyniall69 did the most recent video meme here u go we talk a lot about American Girl

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Sep 22 '14

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(Source: videant)

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Sep 22 '14

thesecondwarm:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT LILO PARALLELS FOR A SEC AND HOW LIAM AND LOUIS WERE BOTH SO UNCOMFORTABLE BEING IN GROUPS INSTEAD OF SOLO BUT FOR DIFFERENT REASONS. 

like for the longest time we thought liam was the only one that a hard time being a part of a group but  HUGE part of the reason louis was just an obnoxious shit head was because HE TOO WAS FEELING UNCOMFORTABLE. 

being in a group was a “hard pill to swallow” for both of them. for liam it was because he’d worked so hard to be a solo artist and sharing that credit was a sting. louis because he felt left out and like “extra furniture” (as an aside OH MY GOD THAT BIT ABSOLUTELY BROKE MY HEART LIKE THAT IS THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU’RE IN A GROUP WHERE YOU’RE ALL MEANT TO BE EQUAL BUT YOU’RE NOT). 

and like this adds SO MUCH to the nuances between liam and louis’s relationship during x factor days. as if it wasn’t complicated and intricate enough there’s THIS OTHER PIECE TO ADD. where they both wanted the same things but rubbed each other wrong way because they saw each other as some sort of threat! i mean here i was thinking that all this time it was LIAM WHO WAS GIVING LOUIS THE COLD SHOULDER BUT IT WAS SUCH A FUCKING TWO WAY STREET BECAUSE LIAM WAS GETTING ALL THE SOLOS AND LOUIS WAS PROBABLY SO JEALOUS OF THAT. 

like here’s this guy who’s getting all these solos, gets to be the center of attention and he’s still upset about being put in the group whereas louis’s just sitting in the corner filling space? that must have torn him apart. and they were probably so flummoxed by each other wondering like WHY THIS ASSHOLE? and all this time they were both worried about the same thing! 

i just have a lot of feelings about their relationship with each other before they got to be as close as they are now ok???? and the more information we get about x factor era the more emo i get.

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Sep 22 '14
mistresscurvy:


"I remember being interviewed by a camera crew and they asked what I thought my chances were of going through to Judges’ Houses. I said, ‘Only eight people are going through, and there are eight better singers than me out there so I don’t rate my chances.’ The guy interviewing me told me I sounded as if I didn’t want it, but that couldn’t be further from the truth. I just didn’t want to build myself up too much if I was then going to be let down." - Forever Young: Our Official X Factor Story

And now this:

LOUIS THIS IS AGONY. I CAN’T TAKE IT.
ALSO IMAGINE HOW HE’S GOING TO SOUND SAYING THIS SHIT OUT LOUD ON THE AUDIOBOOK VERSION. FALLING APART JUST THINKING ABOUT IT TBH. 

Hey rmr how he wanted to audition as a band because he thought he had a better chance of getting through as part of a band?

mistresscurvy:

"I remember being interviewed by a camera crew and they asked what I thought my chances were of going through to Judges’ Houses. I said, ‘Only eight people are going through, and there are eight better singers than me out there so I don’t rate my chances.’ The guy interviewing me told me I sounded as if I didn’t want it, but that couldn’t be further from the truth. I just didn’t want to build myself up too much if I was then going to be let down." - Forever Young: Our Official X Factor Story

And now this:

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LOUIS THIS IS AGONY. I CAN’T TAKE IT.

ALSO IMAGINE HOW HE’S GOING TO SOUND SAYING THIS SHIT OUT LOUD ON THE AUDIOBOOK VERSION. FALLING APART JUST THINKING ABOUT IT TBH. 

Hey rmr how he wanted to audition as a band because he thought he had a better chance of getting through as part of a band?

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Sep 22 '14

Anonymous asked:

I was really really bothered by that post about Louis telling Liam to nip it in the bud too but I see so many people reblogging it and I don't get it. Louis has never felt the need to say that he's straight (not saying that he's definitely straight but you know what I mean) or even that he's not gay.

As a wise woman (not me) once said: significant portions of the One Direction fanbase have been calling Louis gay for years and as far as we’re aware he never felt the need to make a #nohomo statement akin to the one Liam made yesterday.  And as another wise woman (me) once said: The idea that Liam “Duck Dynasty” “family values” “gotta make sure I get a #nohomo in there before I say I love the cartoon KFC chicken man” “weird picture” “I would rather tweet full-frontal nudes than have my fans watch gay porn” Payne has zero latent homophobia is dumb.  And as both those wise women once said (jinx): There is documented video evidence of of Louis Tomlinson being asked about gay fans and responding like “It’s cool, we appreciate anyone who likes our music, why would we only choose one kind of fan, yes also it is fine if they enjoy our shirtless pictures, (exquisite wtf face).”  I mean, I’m not a huge fan of people investing significant emotional energy into being upset about One Direction fucking up, so good on people for letting Liam’s shit roll off their backs, but if the way they’re letting Liam’s shit roll off their backs is by blaming Louis for it so that they can continue to idolize Liam, that’s fucked up.

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Sep 22 '14

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Sep 21 '14

gotochelm asked:

DUDE that fic basically already exists and it's called never look surprised

THANK YOU I am posting this publicly as a public service announcement

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Sep 21 '14

Liam asking Zayn to open a water bottle for him. x/x

Somebody bring me a fanfic where keeps having to ask the boys to do things for him now that he’s broken his arm, and at first he finds it embarrassing and frustrating, but then as he sees how willingly and nonchalantly the boys help him it makes him feel loved, but then he also gets a little bit spoiled by all the attention and thinks it would be funny to see how far he could take it and keeps asking the boys for help with all sorts of ridiculous things, and one day he jokingly asks Harry to wank for him, and obviously

(Source: yelchin)

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