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a dark-pink oil slick that howls and moans

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Apr 18 '14

Anonymous asked:

you joked about him being a downgrade, other people joked about how he doesn't look "okay", how 1D used to be beautiful but now they look like shit. a bunch of you like to speculate about his mental health and eating habits and general well-being because you prefer to think that he's not okay than to just think that he's aging poorly

Again, you’re bad at this.  The joke about “downgrade” is not a joke about Louis being ugly, it’s a joke about how Zayn is inhumanly beautiful.  If you’re gonna talk to me about what other people are saying you’re gonna have to bring quotes and links, cuz obviously you and I (pause to hear Zayn’s adlibs in your head) read different dashboards.  You have a severe misunderstanding about why people want to talk about Louis Tomlinson + mental health (hint: it has nothing to do with Louis Tomlinson).  You are trying to get a 30-year-old to agree to anything you say that uses the word “aging” in reference to the age twenty-two.  You’re failing on every level you can possibly fail on.  You are like stitched together from parts of Ben Winston that weren’t even good enough to be Ben Winston.  You’re bad at this

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Apr 18 '14

Anonymous asked:

no, people are saying those things. there are tons of jokes going around about how shit louis looks. even your friends are joking about it. you joked about it too.

See, this is what I mean.  I literally didn’t joke about it, and I have not seen any of my friends joke about it either.  You are bad at this.

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Apr 18 '14

At least the “You & I” video gave us one gift.

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Apr 18 '14

Anonymous asked:

louis did look disgusting in the video. everyone is making fun of him. everyone is talking about how zayn morphing into louis looks like an anti-meth ad. people are talking about how he's too skinny, his hairline is receding, his hair is thinning, he looks like a rat, he looks 40 years old, etc. he looks pathetic, and even people who used to find him attractive are now shitting all over him and it's sad.

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3 notes Tags: you are literally the only person i have seen saying any of these things maybe the problem is your friends maybe the problem is you maybe the problem is none of this exists except in your own head maybe the problem is you're very bad at this maybe the problem is you are ben winston i can't say for sure Anonymous

Apr 18 '14
Sweet just-declared English major who keeps saying he loves Bukowski???? ugh from ur all-ages poetry workshop, following you out of the building all “Hey wait can I talk to you about that sestina you wrote today,” jogging to catch up with u

Sweet just-declared English major who keeps saying he loves Bukowski???? ugh from ur all-ages poetry workshop, following you out of the building all “Hey wait can I talk to you about that sestina you wrote today,” jogging to catch up with u

(Source: harryniips)

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Apr 18 '14

(Also, this is just so disappointing, “louis looks disgusting in that video, you said it yourself,” like: literally, no I didn’t.  That’s not a level you can troll me on, because I can dismiss it because it simply isn’t true, like, I always have high hopes that this person is going to get better at this, but they never do, they never even, I don’t think, really try.  This anon is like a video directed by Ben Winston.)

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Apr 18 '14

Anonymous asked:

louis was the worst person to pick for the zayn morph. louis looks disgusting in that video, you said it yourself. he's a total joke at this point.

You know Isabel wrote you some poetry?

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Apr 18 '14
rookiemag:

Map Quests

On-screen sagas about finding and losing your way.


Wait isn’t this the pier from the “You & I” video

rookiemag:

Map Quests

On-screen sagas about finding and losing your way.

Wait isn’t this the pier from the “You & I” video

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Apr 18 '14

I still haven’t watched it, btw, nobody spoil the ending.

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Apr 18 '14

nickminichino:

isabelthespy:

buttercreamdicks:

Okay, I haven’t watched the video, this isn’t a badly made gifset this amateur video skills morphing actually happens????????????????

omg i am so preemptively sorry

they found the one way to hurt #wonderection most: revealing their Animorph powers

Wait so if this is Animorphing which one of them is the human and which one is the animal?

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